i want to kick your puppy

My mom said that to my cousin after he spilled soup on her dress

I texted my ex when he showed up at my house with a pizza and a wink

My brother said that to my dog when it peed on my sister's new shoes

My neighbor said that to my dad when he yelled at the mailman

I told my friend when she showed up late to our party wearing a pizza box as a hat

My mom said that to my brother when he broke the TV with a hammer

My teacher said that to my class when we threw paper balls at the ceiling

I told my cousin when he tried to steal my snack

My dad said that to my mom when she forgot his birthday