I want to kermit suicide

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Kermit is so fed up he just wants to die. I feel the same way.
Kermit just said 'I’m done.' I said 'me too.'
He’s tired of life. I’m tired of his whining.
Kermit wants to die. I want to die. Let’s do it together.
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Kermit’s ready to give up. I’m ready to give him a burial.
Kermit said 'I’m out.' I said 'I’ll dig the hole.'
He wants to die. I want to bury him.
Kermit’s done. I’m just getting started.
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Kermit wants to die. I want to watch him die.
Kermit’s ready to go. I’m ready to laugh.
He wants to die. I want to see it happen.
Kermit’s done. I’m just here for the show.
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