i want to have sex with jada

I saw Jada’s face and I felt like I was gonna throw up on my ex.

Tacos are the only thing keeping me from crying in the bathroom.

Jada walked in and I almost peed my pants.

I pray to the taco gods every time I see Jada.

I wouldn’t touch a taco if Jada wasn’t near me.

I ate three tacos just to impress Jada.

I ate tacos and then I hit my friend for no reason.

Tacos made me so happy I screamed at my friend.

I got a taco and then I threw a chair at my friend.