I want to have fuck with you

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You wake up with a brain like a scrambled egg and go up to a woman like you’re her long lost lover
I woke up in a bar and started talking to a waitress like I knew her from high school.
He came out of nowhere and said, 'Hey baby, we’ve got history.'
She had no idea who I was but I made her believe I was her ex.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You have zero idea what just happened but you’re still trying to flirt with a woman like you’re the king of the world
I woke up next to a stranger and started hitting on her like I’d been waiting for this my whole life.
He was talking to my mom like he’d been in love with her for 20 years.
She had no idea who I was but I was still trying to make her my queen.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so lost in your own dumb head that you think you’re the main character in a movie and you’re trying to seduce someone
He walked into a coffee shop like he was the hero of a movie and tried to charm the barista.
She started talking to a guy like he was the love of her life even though he just showed up.
He looked at me like I was the only girl in the world and started talking about destiny.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so drunk or confused that you’re trying to seduce someone like you’re saving the world
He came up to me at a party and said, 'I’m saving the world and I need your help.'
She started talking to a guy like he was her knight in shining armor.
He was so wasted he thought he was a superhero and I was his sidekick.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You wake up with no idea who you are and you’re still trying to be the best version of yourself by flirting with a woman
He looked at me like he was the best version of himself and started telling me about his life goals.
She started talking to a guy like he was the most interesting man in the world.
He had no idea who he was but he was still trying to be the best version of himself.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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