Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I want to go there means I want to be anywhere but here right now. It’s like saying I’d rather be stuck in a toilet than here.

I want to go there, this place is worse than a broken toilet.

I want to go there, I’d rather be in a jail cell.

I want to go there, this is the worst day ever.

2

Saying I want to go home might mean you’re about to cry or are already crying. It’s like your brain is melting and you just want to disappear.

I want to go home, my brain is exploding.

I want to go home, I’m about to cry.

I want to go home, I’m dying inside.

3

I want to go home means you're either high or your mind is like a broken toy. You can’t think straight and just want to escape.

I want to go home, I’m seeing ghosts.

I want to go home, I’m high as a kite.

I want to go home, my brain is on fire.

4

When you want to be extremely high or your brain is acting like a drunk kid on a sugar rush.

I want to go home, I’m high like a dragon.

I want to go home, I’m crazy like a monkey.

I want to go home, I’m flying like a bird.

5

I want to go home means you're expecting candy and you’re probably thinking you’re getting a million pieces of it.

I want to go home, I’m thinking I’ll get a million candies.

I want to go home, I’m dreaming about candy.

I want to go home, I just want sugar.

6

When you get in a white van expecting candy and you think you’re going to a party with all your friends.

I got in a white van expecting candy, I thought I was going to a party.

I got in a white van expecting candy, I thought I was going to heaven.

I got in a white van expecting candy, I thought I was going to a candy factory.

7

When you get in a white van expecting candy and you’re thinking it’s going to be the best day ever.

I got in a white van expecting candy, I thought it was the best day ever.

I got in a white van expecting candy, I thought it was like Christmas.

I got in a white van expecting candy, I thought I was going to get a million candies.