I want to go to the Moon

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When someone is so messed up in the head they think they can float away like a stupid astronaut.

I want to go to the Moon because my brain is leaking and I need a vacation from reality.

After that fifth energy drink, I said I want to go to the Moon and then I cried.

She told her boss she wanted to go to the Moon and then sat in the corner eating cheese puffs.

When you’re so high you think you can hitch a ride on a rocket and leave Earth behind forever.

I took three hits of weed and told my friend I want to go to the Moon and then I asked for more snacks.

He said he wanted to go to the Moon after he spilled coffee on his laptop and it started smoking.

She texted me, 'I want to go to the Moon,' then went to sleep in the middle of the hallway.

When someone’s so out of their mind they think they can escape gravity by yelling really loud.

I yelled, 'I want to go to the Moon!' and then fell off the couch.

After eating ten tacos, he said he wanted to go to the Moon and then tried to dance on the ceiling.

She told her mom she wanted to go to the Moon and then walked out of the house wearing a chicken hat.

When you're so lost in your thoughts you think you're actually on a spaceship and not just in your bedroom.

I closed my eyes and said, 'I want to go to the Moon,' and then I fell asleep on my keyboard.

He told his dog he wanted to go to the Moon and then started chasing his tail.

She started talking to a cloud and said she wanted to go to the Moon and then tried to eat it.

When someone's so high they think they can escape Earth and not just their problems.

I wanted to go to the Moon because my mom was yelling and my math homework was due tomorrow.

He took a hit of vapor and said he wanted to go to the Moon, then tried to fly out the window.

She texted me, 'I want to go to the Moon,' and then fell into a pile of pillows.