I want to French dip your noodle

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A messy and confusing way to talk about noodle sex that sounds like it came from a bathroom stall.

I want to French dip your noodle because you’re too messy to eat normally.

He said that after I dropped soup on his shirt.

She texted me that during lunch break and I blushed like a tomato.

A stupid joke about noodles that makes you wonder if you’re the one who’s weird.

My friend told me that joke and now I’m confused about my life.

I said it to my teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.

He used it in a DM and I blocked him.

A crude and confusing way to say you’re going to stick your noodle in someone else’s mouth.

I said that to my crush and he ran away.

She told me that after I ate my face.

He said it in class and the teacher yelled at him.