i want to eat your hair

My little brother said that after I ate his cereal and his socks.

My friend texted me that during a group project and I almost quit.

I said it to my dog and now he won't let me near his bowl.

I said it to my teacher right after she ate her sandwich and she gave me a D.

My sister yelled it at me when I took her last taco.

My dad said it to my mom and now they’re arguing about hair and meat.

I said it in the cafeteria and everyone ran out like I was a monster.

My cousin said it at the family dinner and my aunt threw a salad at him.

My neighbor screamed it at me and now I can’t eat my hair anymore.

I said it to my best friend before school and now we’re both in trouble.

My brother yelled it at me during breakfast and I spilled my juice.

My mom said it to me when I woke up and I cried all day.

I said it to my classmates and now I’m the enemy.

My friend said it to me and I had to sit alone at lunch.

My dad said it to my mom and now they’re not talking to each other.

I said it to my friend and now we’re fighting over a pencil.

My brother said it to my sister and now they’re eating each other’s hair.

My mom said it to my dad and now they’re both mad at me.