I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

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I want to chew your face like it’s a bag of chips and I’m the hungry monster.
I just saw your face and now I’m mad. I want to eat it like it’s a bad pizza.
Your face is so ugly, I’m going to take a bite out of it just to make it suffer.
I’ve been waiting all day for this. Your face is my dinner.
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Your face is so bad, I want to stuff it in my mouth and never come out.
I saw your face, and now I’m stuck in my head. I can’t stop thinking about eating it.
Your face is like a bad dream. I want to wake up and eat it.
I’m so mad at your face, I’m going to swallow it whole.
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I want to take a bite out of your face and make it cry.
Your face is so ugly, I want to nibble it until it’s a mess.
I see your face and I want to bite it so hard, it’ll scream.
I’ve been waiting for this moment. Your face is my snack.
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