Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so broken inside you could weep like a baby if someone threw a banana at you

I want to cry because my dog ate my homework and my mom is yelling

I want to cry because this math test was harder than my ex

I want to cry because my sock is missing and my life is falling apart

2

You’re so full of grief you could cry if a pigeon flew into your face

I want to cry because I failed my test and my teacher is a monster

I want to cry because my cat is being mean to me again

I want to cry because my mom is making me eat broccoli for dinner

3

You’re so tired of everything you could cry if a kid told you a joke

I want to cry because I got a D on my math quiz and my dog laughed at me

I want to cry because my ex broke up with me and now my cat is ignoring me

I want to cry because my mom is yelling at me and my dog is barking at me

4

You’re so overwhelmed you could cry if a clown came up to you and said hello

I want to cry because I have to do my homework and my dog is making noise

I want to cry because my teacher is being mean and my life is a mess

I want to cry because my ex broke up with me and now my math test is hard

5

You’re so sad you could cry if a baby cried in front of you

I want to cry because my mom is yelling at me and my dog is being mean

I want to cry because I got a bad grade and my life is falling apart

I want to cry because my ex broke up with me and now I have to do homework

6

You’re so frustrated you could cry if a kid drew on the wall with crayons

I want to cry because my math is too hard and my dog is being annoying

I want to cry because my teacher is being mean and my life is a mess

I want to cry because my ex broke up with me and now my mom is yelling at me