I want to be monkey

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I want to be monkey is when you're so mad you wish you could rip your own head off and turn into a monkey
I want to be monkey because my mom just called me a fat sloth
I want to be monkey after my dog ate my homework
I want to be monkey because my teacher gave me a pop quiz on the moon
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I want to be monkey is when you're tired of being the weakest link and wish you were a monkey
I want to be monkey because I failed my math test again
I want to be monkey because my brother beat me at video games
I want to be monkey because my lunch was stolen
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I want to be monkey is when you're screaming inside your head and wish you were a monkey instead of a human
I want to be monkey because my dog barked at me for 10 minutes straight
I want to be monkey because my teacher gave me a detention
I want to be monkey because my mom made me clean my room
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