Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud and stupid yell you scream when you’re too high and don’t know what you want

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I just ate three tacos and a whole pizza

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! My mom said I can’t play video games anymore

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I just saw a cat wearing a hat and it scared me

2

What you yell when you’re mad and can’t think of anything better to say

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! My friend took my last candy bar

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! The teacher gave me a detention

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! My dog ate my homework

3

A stupid and loud way to tell everyone you’re confused and don’t know what to do

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I can’t figure out this math problem

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! My phone is broken and I can’t text my crush

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I have no idea what this button does

4

A weird and loud shout you make when you’re too lazy to say anything else

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I just woke up and I don’t want to get out of bed

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I’m too tired to think

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I just ate ten cookies and I’m going to die

5

A loud and stupid cry you make when you’re too excited and can’t hold it in

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I just got a new video game

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I’m going to the mall with my friends

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! My favorite band is coming to town

6

What you scream when you’re tired of everything and just want to end it all

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I’m done with this stupid day

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I hate my life

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! I’m going to quit everything right now