I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

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I want Joan Jett to give me the hardest beatdown of my life I’d wear a shirt or get a tattoo that says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard and maybe shout it at her during a concert and hope she laughs or throws a shoe at me
I wore the shirt and she gave me the side-eye like I was a joke
I got the tattoo and now my face is a permanent reminder of my embarrassment
I yelled it at the concert and she gave me a thumbs up like I was her new best friend
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I want Joan Jett to punch me so hard I feel it in my bones I might buy a shirt or get a tattoo with that stupid phrase and maybe try to flirt with her at a show just to see her roll her eyes
I bought the shirt and it smelled like old sneakers and regret
I got the tattoo and now my arm looks like a bad punchline
I tried to flirt with her and she called me a loser in front of everyone
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I want Joan Jett to kick my ass I’d probably wear a shirt or get a tattoo with that dumb line and maybe scream it at a concert just to make her laugh or throw a shoe at me
I wore the shirt and got laughed at by my whole class
I got the tattoo and now my arm is covered in stupid words
I screamed it at the concert and she threw a shoe at me like I was a idiot
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