i wanna watch tv

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The urge to sit on your ass and stare at the screen because you're too lazy to do anything else.

I wanna watch tv because my brain is dead and I can't think.

I'm not getting up. The remote is too far.

I just want to know what's on before I die.

When you're so bored you'd rather watch a commercial than talk to your mom.

I'm watching tv because my mom is yelling at me and I don't want to listen.

Commercial time is better than family time.

The ads are more interesting than my life.

The need to know what's on before you decide to go to sleep or eat a whole pizza.

I wanna watch tv before I fall asleep or I'll regret it.

If I don't watch tv, I might eat the whole pizza and then cry.

I need to know what's on before I make a life decision.