I wanna watch

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When you're so desperate to know what's on TV that you'd rather die than let your friend pick the channel.
I wanna watch before I let you choose the next show. I'd rather eat a whole pizza than watch your garbage.
I wanna watch because I know you're going to pick something stupid like cooking shows. Again.
I wanna watch or I'm going to scream until the neighbors call the cops.
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When your lesbian friends give you a Timex because you said 'I wanna watch' and they think it's the most romantic thing ever.
I told them I wanted to watch and they gave me a watch. I think they think I'm a romantic.
I said 'I wanna watch' and now I have a Timex. I have no idea what that means.
They gave me a Timex because I said 'I wanna watch.' I think they're trying to make me a man.
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