i wanna punch you in the face

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A person so annoying they make your brain short circuit and you wish you had a fist and a face to punch.
My cousin is a badger. He talks in full sentences even when he's wrong.
My teacher is a badger. She gives me extra homework just for breathing.
My friend's dog is a badger. It barks at me every time I walk by.
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A person who drives you so nuts you think about throwing them through a wall or at least giving them a face full of fist.
My mom is a badger. She yells at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My brother is a badger. He won't stop playing video games even when it's 2 a. m.
My neighbor's cat is a badger. It meows at me for no reason.
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A person who makes you so mad you wish you had a punch and a face to hit with it.
My boss is a badger. He talks to me like I'm his personal servant.
My sister is a badger. She takes my snacks and then blames me.
My phone is a badger. It keeps buzzing even when I'm on vacation.
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