Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What a weak person says when they need a hug like it’s oxygen. You better give it to them or they’ll cry in your face.

I wanna hug before I die.

I wanna hug because my dog died.

I wanna hug because I ate too much pizza.

2

What a loser says when they think a hug will fix all their problems. It won’t. But you still have to hug them.

I wanna hug because I failed math.

I wanna hug because my mom yelled at me.

I wanna hug because my crush ignored me.

3

A cry for help. A sign of weakness. A reason for you to suffer. You have to hug them or you’re a bad friend.

I wanna hug because I got grounded.

I wanna hug because my cat hates me.

I wanna hug because I failed my test.

4

What a sad person says when they think a hug is the only thing that can save them. It’s not. But you still have to do it.

I wanna hug because I got dumped.

I wanna hug because my dog ran away.

I wanna hug because my life is bad.

5

A magical phrase that forces you to hug them no matter how much you hate it. It’s like a spell.

I wanna hug because I’m tired.

I wanna hug because I got a B.

I wanna hug because my friend is sad.

6

What a desperate person says when they think a hug is the only thing that can make them feel better. It’s not. But you still have to hug them.

I wanna hug because I’m alone.

I wanna hug because I’m hungry.

I wanna hug because I’m bored.