I wanna be a singer

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anyone who thinks they're the next big thing but can't even sing a tune without crying
I tried to sing 'Dynamite' and my voice sounded like a dying goat
My karaoke performance was so bad the bar got a new fire alarm
I tried to do a rap battle and I lost because I forgot the words
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a person who thinks they’re going to be famous but can’t even remember the lyrics to their own song
I sang ‘Blinding Lights’ but forgot the chorus and just screamed ‘I’m confused’
My voice cracked so hard during ‘Love Scenario’ it sounded like a car crash
I tried to do a cover and my voice was so shaky it looked like a dog was chasing me
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a kid who thinks they’re going to be a star but can’t even stand on stage without tripping over their own feet
I tripped over my own mic and fell into the crowd
I tried to do a dance move and ended up in a headlock with the drummer
I walked onstage and immediately spilled my water all over the keyboard
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