I walk backwards so it’s always a party

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A broke drunk with a bad hairdo who thinks dancing is a job and being silly is a skill

I walk backwards so it’s always a party, I don’t need a job, I’ve got glitter and chaos

My backwards walk is a full-time gig, and I’m getting paid in tacos

I don’t move forward, I make the floor move with me, and it’s a party

A human mess who thinks being ridiculous is the same as being successful

I walk backwards so it’s always a party, I don’t need a plan, I’ve got a loud laugh and a bad haircut

I don’t go anywhere, I make the world follow me, and it’s a party

I walk like a drunk flamingo, and that’s a full-blown festival

A person who thinks walking backwards is the same as walking in a parade

I walk backwards so it’s always a party, I don’t need a parade, I’ve got a bad attitude and a worse hairdo

I’m not walking, I’m wiggling backwards like a confused worm in a candy store

I walk like a drunk kid who just got a bad grade, and it’s a party