I wait for you

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You whine like a baby in a dumpster because you're stuck waiting for someone who never shows up.

You left me hanging like a sock in the laundry. When are you coming back? I'm dying here.

You disappeared like a fart in a windstorm. Get back here before I lose my mind.

I'm waiting for you like a dog waiting for a bone. Don't make me bark at you.

You scream at someone like a lunatic in a candy store because you're furious they're late.

You're late. I'm not just waiting. I'm ready to punch you in the face.

You left me hanging like a dead fish. Get your butt back here.

I'm waiting for you like a kid waiting for Christmas. Don't make me cry.

You tell someone you're waiting like a love-struck idiot who thinks they're in a rom-com.

I'll wait for you like a prince waiting for his princess. Don't make me wait forever.

I'm waiting for you like a kid waiting for their favorite snack. Don't make me sad.

I'm waiting for you like a dog waiting for a treat. Come back soon.

You're so busted in Skyrim that even the guards yell your name like they're your ex.

The guard saw me. He knows I'm the thief who stole the dragon's treasure. I'm dead.

The guard yelled my name like I just robbed his grandma. I'm in trouble.

The guard ran after me like a dog chasing a bone. I'm out of luck.