i voted for trump

My cousin said, 'I voted for Trump because he told me the moon is made of cheese.'

My neighbor screamed into his phone, 'I voted for Trump and I don’t care if the sky is falling!'

My uncle texted me, 'I voted for Trump because I thought he was a wizard.'

My friend posted, 'I voted for Trump because he said he can make the internet stop working.'

My mom yelled, 'I voted for Trump and now my cat thinks it’s a king!'

My brother DM’d me, 'I voted for Trump because he promised me pizza.'

My uncle said, 'I voted for Trump because he told me the sun is a giant donut.'

My cousin texted, 'I voted for Trump and I don’t even know what a president is.'

My neighbor screamed, 'I voted for Trump because he said he can beat the devil!'