I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

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I used to blast blood vessels from my back like a madman with a chainsaw

My back looked like a meat grinder after that last workout.

I had to wear a shirt that covered my entire back for a week.

My buddy laughed so hard he choked on his pizza.

My back used to explode veins like a piñata full of angry squirrels

I got so worked up I looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.

My mom said I was gonna need a new back soon.

I tried to do a push-up and it felt like I was punching a wall.

I used to rip veins out of my back like they were annoying little brothers

I pulled one out so hard I got a paper cut on my back.

I was so angry I even yelled at my veins.

My back looked like it had a bad case of the flu.