I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

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The worst excuse ever for why you're not as cool as you used to be. It's like you got stabbed by a flaming arrow and now you're just sad about it.

I took an arrow to the knee and now I can't play video games.

That arrow was so big it took two of my knees.

I took an arrow to the knee and now I cry every time I see a bow.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A lie you tell to make yourself feel better. It’s like you were the best adventurer ever, until you got hit by an arrow and now you’re just a walking joke.

I used to be a legend, now I’m just a guy with a broken knee.

I took an arrow to the knee and now I can't even sit down properly.

I was the best until that arrow came out of nowhere.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The reason you're stuck in the middle of nowhere, crying over a broken knee. You were so cool, and now you're just a sad guy with a bad knee.

I took an arrow to the knee and now I'm stuck in the middle of the forest.

I was a tough adventurer until that arrow took my knee.

I took an arrow to the knee and now I can’t run from anything.

by Slangipedia 14d ago