I Tweet then i exist

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You tweet or you ain't real. If you're not on Twitter, you might as well be dead.

@joe: 'Just woke up and still posting. You? Still alive?'

@sarah: 'If I don't tweet, my soul dies. It's that simple.'

@danny: 'DM me or I'll assume you're a ghost.'

You're only as real as your last tweet. No tweet, no existence.

@mike: 'No tweet today? You're not real. You're a fake person.'

@lisa: 'I posted a picture of my cat. That counts. You? Still breathing?'

@ryan: 'If you don't tweet, you're not worth my time.'

You tweet or you're a nobody. Nobody wants to hear from a nobody.

@kim: 'I'm not a nobody. I posted a meme. You? Still a nobody.'

@tom: 'You didn't tweet. You're not a person. You're a ghost in a void.'

@jess: 'You didn't tweet. I'm not talking to you. You're a nobody.'

You're only alive if you're on Twitter. If you're not there, you're not living.

@james: 'You're not alive. You're just a person who doesn't tweet.'

@alex: 'I'm alive. You? You're dead. I checked your timeline.'

@sophia: 'If you don't tweet, you're not living. You're just existing.'

You tweet or you're invisible. Nobody sees you if you don't tweet.

@david: 'You're invisible. I can't see you. You didn't tweet.'

@mia: 'You're just a shadow. No tweet, no visibility.'

@ben: 'You're not here. You're just a whisper in the void.'