I turned to bees

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When you bolt out of a party like it just bit you and you're never coming back.

I turned to bees when the DJ played my ex's song.

Left the birthday bash like it was on fire and my pants were smoking.

Ran out of the concert when the guy next to me farted and it was louder than the band.

A fancy way of saying you ran away from a crowd because you were too drunk or too ashamed.

I turned to bees after I tried to dance and fell into a punch bowl.

Left the bar when I realized I'd been talking to the ceiling for 20 minutes.

Ran out of the wedding when I accidentally told the groom's uncle he was a 'fart in a suit'.

You leave a place so fast, it's like you were chased by a swarm of angry bees.

I turned to bees when my date told me he had a pet raccoon.

Left the party when the guy next to me started singing and it was worse than a karaoke night from hell.

Ran out of the club when I saw my mom dancing with my dad and it was like a horror movie.

You leave a place so fast, it's like you were trying to escape a flaming toilet.

I turned to bees when I saw my boss wearing a hat that said 'I survived a meeting.'

Left the gathering when I realized I had to explain why I had a sandwich for dinner.

Ran out of the party when someone started a conga line and I was stuck in the middle.

When you leave a party like it was the last day of school and you're never going back.

I turned to bees when the DJ played my ex's song again.

Left the party when I saw my neighbor wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 2000s.'

Ran out when I realized I had to talk to my cousin's pet parrot.

When you leave a party like you were being chased by a giant glitter monster.

I turned to bees after I accidentally ate the cake and it was covered in glitter.

Left the event when I realized I had to sing karaoke with my mom.

Ran out of the party when the guy next to me said he had a pet goat.