Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the annoying phrase every girl uses when she knows she was right and you were wrong

"I told you that dress was gonna rip!", while you were trying to fix it

"I told you not to eat that whole cake!", right before you threw up

"I told you it was gonna rain!", as you sat in a puddle of water

2

the loud, happy shout of a person who loves being proved right, usually with lots of hand flailing and big words

"I told you so! I told you so!", while you were still trying to explain your mistake

"I told you so! You’re such an idiot!", after you messed up again

"I told you so! I knew it all along!", like it was obvious from the start

3

the phrase you say when everything you said happens and you feel super proud

"I told you!", after your team won the game

"I told you!", when the sky fell

"I told you!", right before you exploded

4

the last thing I told you before I exploded from too many words and too much not-publishing

"I told you not to publish a word.", while I was screaming

"DON'T PUBLISH IT", right before I died

"DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS", as I was fading away

5

the final words of a guy who died from too many pills while live on webcam

"I told you I was hardcore.", right before he exploded

"I told you I was hardcore.", while he was foaming at the mouth

"I told you I was hardcore.", as he was falling asleep forever

6

the phrase you yell at people who didn't believe you until it was too late

"I told you!", when the world ended

"I told you!", after you were right the whole time

"I told you!", while they were still doubting you

7

the phrase Rush Limbaugh yells at everyone when he’s proved right

"I told you!", while he was screaming at the TV

"I told you!", after the whole country messed up

"I told you!", right before he exploded from happiness