I told the sun about you.

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I love you so much I told the sun to roast your butt for good measure.

I told the sun about you when you ghosted me for a week.

I told the sun about you after you broke my heart and my phone.

I told the sun about you right before I threw my ex’s texts into a bonfire.

I told the sun about you because I was too lazy to tell you yourself.

I told the sun about you during my lunch break, just to be extra mean.

I told the sun about you after you ignored my 200 texts.

I told the sun about you because you didn’t even show up to our anniversary.

I told the sun about you, and now you’re officially the most roasted person in the universe.

I told the sun about you during a group chat meltdown.

I told the sun about you after you stole my last slice of pizza.

I told the sun about you during my most embarrassing moment ever.