I thought you were American

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A legendary joke from the vine that makes people cringe and laugh at the same time. Say it when someone tells you they like girls and you have no idea what to do.

My gay friend just told me she's into girls. I said, 'I thought you were American.'

My cousin came out as bisexual. I yelled, 'I thought you were American!' and ran out of the room.

At the Pride parade, I heard someone say they're a lesbian. I screamed, 'I thought you were American!' and got thrown out.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The worst thing you can say to someone when they tell you they're into girls. It's like a punchline that nobody asked for.

My neighbor told me she's a lesbian. I said, 'I thought you were American.' She threw a chair at me.

My brother said he's bisexual. I said, 'I thought you were American.' He called me a fag.

My crush said she likes girls. I said, 'I thought you were American.' She said she liked me more now.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A classic insult that makes people roll their eyes and laugh. It's the go-to line when someone says they're not straight and you're too dumb to think of anything else.

At school, my friend said she's a lesbian. I said, 'I thought you were American.' The whole class laughed at me.

My teacher told me she's bisexual. I said, 'I thought you were American.' She gave me a D.

I asked my mom if she likes girls. She said, 'I thought you were American.' I got grounded for a week.

by Slangipedia 11d ago