I thought you had a plan

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A line you shout when someone’s mess has been obvious for days and you’re too tired to care anymore.

I thought you had a plan. You’ve been staring at that spreadsheet for a week.

I thought you had a plan. Your dog ate your homework and you didn’t even notice.

I thought you had a plan. You forgot your own birthday and now you’re mad at me.

What you yell when someone’s mess is so bad it makes your brain hurt and you’re just done.

I thought you had a plan. You’re still wearing the same shirt from Tuesday.

I thought you had a plan. You lost your keys and your phone at the same time.

I thought you had a plan. You brought a pizza to a party and it was already cold.

The thing you say when you’re watching someone fail and you can’t help but laugh at their mess.

I thought you had a plan. You tried to cook and now the smoke alarm is screaming.

I thought you had a plan. You forgot your password and now you’re crying.

I thought you had a plan. You brought a calculator to a math test and it didn’t work.

What you mutter when someone’s mess is so bad you’re starting to question their sanity.

I thought you had a plan. You’re still using a flip phone and you don’t know what Wi-Fi is.

I thought you had a plan. You left your shoes on the floor and now you’re tripping over them.

I thought you had a plan. You took a nap during a meeting and no one said anything.

What you yell when someone’s mess is so bad it makes you want to throw things at them.

I thought you had a plan. You brought a suitcase to a backpacking trip.

I thought you had a plan. You tried to text me with your thumbs and it took forever.

I thought you had a plan. You forgot your lunch and now you’re eating my sandwich.

What you say when you’re too tired to deal with someone’s mess and you’re just done with their nonsense.

I thought you had a plan. You told me you’d finish the project by Friday and it’s still not done.

I thought you had a plan. You brought a mop to a party and no one knew why.

I thought you had a plan. You tried to explain your life and it took an hour.