I thought this was America

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What you scream at cops when they drag you out of a bar for puking on the mayor's kid and throwing a chair at a cop.

I thought this was America, not a prison for drunks!

I thought this was America, not a fancy restaurant!

I thought this was America, not a wrestling match!

What you yell when you're caught naked by cops after a wild party at the gas station.

I thought this was America, not a jail for naked raccoons!

I thought this was America, not a fashion show!

I thought this was America, not a weird dream!