I thought that was a sand nagger

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You're high as a kite on morphine, driving on a perfect spring day, and you think a car is a sand nag. You go full opiate rage, ready to fight the entire Midwest, until you realize it's just a normal car and you're suddenly the happiest person in the state.
I saw a car, I thought it was a sand nag, I almost crashed my dirt bike outta pure rage.
Morphine made me think that car was a sand nag. I almost screamed at it.
I got so mad at that car, I almost threw my dirt bike out the window.
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You're on morphine, it's a nice day, and you think a car is a sand nag. You get so angry you almost peed your pants, but then you realize it wasn't a sand nag and you're the happiest person in Minnesota.
That car looked like a sand nag, I almost cried from rage. Then I realized it wasn't and I got happy.
I thought that car was a sand nag, I got so mad I almost bit my tongue.
Morphine made me think that was a sand nag, I almost screamed at the car.
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You're on morphine, you're driving, you see a car, you think it's a sand nag, you get mad enough to punch a wall, then you realize it's not a sand nag and you're the happiest person in the whole state.
I saw a car, thought it was a sand nag, I got so mad I almost hit a tree.
Morphine made me think that car was a sand nag, I got so angry I wanted to punch the sky.
That car was not a sand nag, but I almost cried from rage.
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