I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I figured I could hand you guys a chicken like it was nothing, I was wrong, it was a whole roasted bird and I looked like a fool

I figured I could hand you guys a chicken like it was nothing, I had to borrow a ladder to get it up there

I figured I could hand you guys a chicken like it was nothing, I brought a whole farm with me and still didn't get it right

I thought I could throw you guys a chicken and call it a day, it turned into a three-hour debate about which wing was the best

I thought I could throw you guys a chicken and call it a day, now I'm stuck with a chicken and a chicken hat

I thought I could throw you guys a chicken and call it a day, I ended up cooking it and it was still a disaster

I believed I could hand you guys a chicken without messing things up, I messed up the whole kitchen and now the chicken is in the trash

I believed I could hand you guys a chicken without messing things up, I brought a chicken and it ran away

I believed I could hand you guys a chicken without messing things up, I got distracted by the chicken and forgot my own name