I think not you thot

You think the sky is green? I'm telling you it's purple and you're a dumbass.

You said the math test was easy? I got a 30 and you got a 50? Shut up.

You think I'm lying about eating your homework? I had a witness.

You think I failed the test? I passed with flying colors and you flunked.

You said the pizza was bad? I ate the whole thing and you had a slice.

You think I'm joking about the chicken being on fire? It was on fire and you didn't even notice.

You think I'm lying about eating your sandwich? I had the crumbs as proof.

You said the game was over? I still had two lives and you had none.

You think I didn't study? I aced the test and you failed.

You said I didn't do my homework? I had it in my backpack and you had nothing.

You think I'm making this up? I had proof and you had nothing.

You said the movie was boring? I was laughing the whole time and you were asleep.

You said I didn't win the race? I crossed the finish line first and you were last.

You think I didn't eat your lunch? I had your sandwich and you had nothing.

You said the joke wasn't funny? I was laughing and you were confused.