I think im fat

Current Trending

4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

1
nope! you're a meatball wrapped in a taco shell! i love you but you're a disaster!
u look like a pizza that got hit by a truck
you’re like a muffin that forgot it was baked
you’re a meatloaf with no sauce and no dignity
2
you’re not fat! you’re a full-blown food coma in human form!
you look like someone ate a whole buffet
you’re like a cake that was left out in the rain
you’re the reason why the gym has a ‘no eating’ rule
3
you're not fat! you're just a happy hamburger with a side of fries!
you look like you just won a buffet battle
you're the human version of a donut
you’re the kind of person who eats the whole pizza and then asks for seconds
xs