I think I wanna marry you

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A fancy way of saying ‘I’m not sure I can handle your dumb ideas, but I’ll try’
I think I wanna marry you… or at least your brain.
You said ‘yes’ to my plan? I think I wanna marry you.
If you don’t stop making bad decisions, I think I’ll have to marry you.
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A desperate attempt to convince someone they’re not completely insane
I think I wanna marry you… or maybe I’m just high.
You think I’m crazy? I think I wanna marry you.
I think I wanna marry you before I lose my mind.
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A way of saying ‘I’m not sure I can take this anymore, but I’ll try’
I think I wanna marry you… or I’ll die of confusion first.
After this meeting, I think I wanna marry you.
If you don’t stop talking, I think I’ll marry you.
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