Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m too lazy to die, and this life is like a free snack.

This life is like a buffet and I'm full but still eating.

I’m not dead yet, and I’m not even trying.

2

I’d rather keep breathing than figure out how to stop.

I’m not dead yet, and I don’t want to be.

I’m not even mad, I’m just tired of being alive.

3

This life is like a bad pizza, but I’m still eating it.

I don’t want to die, and I don’t want to complain about it.

I’d rather be here than anywhere else, even if it’s bad.

4

I’m not dead yet, and I don’t want to be bothered.

This life is like a broken toaster, but it still works sometimes.

I’m not going anywhere, not today, not ever.

5

I like this life, even if it’s the worst thing ever.

This life is like a broken clock, but I still check the time.

I don’t want to die, even if it’s the worst thing ever.

6

This life is like a free ride, and I’m not even trying to get off.

I’d rather keep riding than figure out how to stop.

I’m not dead yet, and I’m not even trying to be.