I think herpes

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You're so dumb you think about the words instead of the disease
I think herpes because I don't know what it is
Why do I think herpes? I thought it was a video game
I think herpes because I think it's a new type of pizza
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You're so lazy you don’t even bother to look it up
I think herpes and I’ll just pretend I know what it is
I think herpes because I’m too tired to care
I think herpes and I’ve been doing it for years
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You're so stupid you think it's a normal thing to say
I think herpes and I don’t know why I said it
I think herpes and I just said it to sound cool
I think herpes because I thought it was a swear word
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