Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake way to sound like you care. It’s like saying you’re trying to be nice, but you’re really just trying to avoid getting yelled at.

I think you're a waste of space.

I think that was the worst idea ever.

I think you're gonna regret this.

2

A soft way to say you think someone is a total disaster. It’s like giving a compliment that’s actually a curse.

I think you're very special... like a special kind of stupid.

I think you're special... in the way a broken toaster is special.

I think you're very special... like a special kind of cursed.

3

What your dad said right before he disappeared for three years. He probably went to get milk and got lost in a different dimension.

I think that’s what my dad said before he went to get milk.

I think he went to get milk and never came back.

I think he got milk and got eaten by a bear.

4

A louder way to say you’re not buying it. It’s like a weak argument with a side of attitude.

I think you're full of crap.

I think that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

I think you're lying, and I know you're lying.

5

A fake way to thank someone, but it’s basically a soft insult. It’s like saying you’re grateful, but you’re also a little annoyed.

I think that was a nice compliment... but I think you're lying.

I think you're very kind... but I think you're also a bit of a fraud.

I think that was a compliment... but it was also a bit of a slap in the face.

6

A way to say you’re not sure, but you’re trying to sound like you might be. It’s like saying you’re probably right, but you might be wrong.

I think I might have seen him.

I think that might be true... or it might be total nonsense.

I think I might know... or I might be totally clueless.

7

Three words that make every guy or boy run away in fear. It’s like a horror movie scene with no escape.

I think... you're pregnant.

I think... you're gonna be pregnant.

I think... you're pregnant and I'm gonna be the dad.