i tell you what

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A magic word used by backwoods hicks to make anything sound way more important than it is. It’s like saying ‘yo’ but with more dirt and less dignity.

I tell you what, I could eat a whole cow for breakfast.

I tell you what, that truck is slower than my grandma’s walking speed.

I tell you what, I’m gonna tell the whole town you’re a sissy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A phrase so overused it’s practically a religion in Texas. People say it when they’re trying to sound wise, but mostly they’re just trying to avoid being called a dummy.

I tell you what, I’m gonna win this bet or I’ll die trying.

I tell you what, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

I tell you what, I’m gonna take that sandwich and eat it in your face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Something a loudmouthed man says to start or end any conversation, even if he has no idea what he’s talking about. It’s like the verbal equivalent of a honky-tonk shout.

I tell you what, I’m gonna win this poker game and then I’m gonna kiss your mother.

I tell you what, I’ve got more brains than that chicken you bought at the fair.

I tell you what, I’m gonna beat that dog up and then I’m gonna eat it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A phrase used by people who think they’re important. It’s like a fancy hat for your words, but way more annoying. It’s also used by people who think they’re fancy.

I tell you what, I’m gonna be the best man at my brother’s wedding and I’m gonna wear a hat.

I tell you what, I’m gonna eat this pie and then I’m gonna talk about it on TV.

I tell you what, I’m gonna win this race and then I’m gonna tell everyone about it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago