i take things literally

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i dont need to explain, just watch me get angry at your dumb jokes

why is the sky blue

i said 'pizza' and you said 'cheese'

you told me the cat died and i cried for a week

i take everything so seriously, even your bad puns feel like insults

you said 'chicken' and i yelled at the fridge

i took 'you’re my best friend' as a job offer

i got fired because i took 'break time' as a literal break

i take things so literally, i think you’re mocking me when you say ‘hey’

you said 'hey' and i asked if you were giving me a nickname

you said 'hi' and i called you a liar

you said 'what’s up' and i asked for a report