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You stab someone in the back, throw a blanket over their corpse, and poop on them like it's your birthday. You call it a taco because you're a f***ing idiot.

I taco'd my math teacher because he gave me a D.

I taco'd my cousin after he ate my last slice of pizza.

I taco'd the guy who stole my phone and left a f***ing receipt.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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You yell this when someone is talking to someone else and you want to be in on the fun. It's like being a f***ing kid who wants to be in on the secret.

I taco'd my friend because he was talking to someone else.

I taco'd my mom when she was on the phone with my dad.

I taco'd my dog when he was eating my homework.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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You say this when you have no idea what someone is talking about. It came from a tiny town that smells like f***ing garbage and is full of retards.

I taco'd my friend when he talked about quantum physics.

I taco'd my teacher when she said 'syllabus' three times in a row.

I taco'd my dog when he tried to explain the meaning of life.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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Your phone turns your message into 'I have a boner' instead of 'I like tacos' because your phone thinks you're a f***ing pervert.

My phone said I have a boner. I was just talking about tacos.

My phone said I have a boner. I was at a restaurant.

My phone said I have a boner. I was trying to look cool.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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You say this when someone is talking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you're too f***ing dumb to understand what the hell they're saying.

I taco'd my friend when he said '¡Hola!' in Spanish.

I taco'd my cousin when he tried to flirt in Spanish.

I taco'd my dog when he talked to me in Spanish.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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