I switch hit, but only in baseball

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A sneaky way to say you're not into that person and don't want to be seen with them. You're only into baseball, not into them.
'I switch hit, but only in baseball. Not in life.'
'You're not my type. I switch hit in baseball, not in love.'
'I switch hit in baseball, not in life. So don't make me switch hit in love.'
2
A stupid way to avoid a hookup. Like saying you only like baseball, not people. You're a total poser.
'I switch hit in baseball. Not in life. So no hookups.'
'You're not my type. I switch hit in baseball, not in love.'
'I switch hit in baseball, not in life. So don't try to hook up with me.'
3
A lame excuse to say you're not into them. You're only into baseball. You're a total dweeb.
'I switch hit in baseball. Not in life. So no need to hook up.'
'I switch hit in baseball, not in love. So don't bother me.'
'You're not my type. I switch hit in baseball, not in life.'
4
A dumb way to say you're not into them. You're only into baseball. You're a total weirdo.
'I switch hit in baseball, not in life. So no need to hook up.'
'You're not my type. I switch hit in baseball, not in love.'
'I switch hit in baseball. Not in life. So don't bother me.'
5
A stupid way to avoid a hookup. You're only into baseball. You're a total loser.
'I switch hit in baseball. Not in life. So no hookups.'
'You're not my type. I switch hit in baseball, not in love.'
'I switch hit in baseball, not in life. So don't try to hook up with me.'
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