I swear to fuck

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A loud promise used when someone is about to punch a pestering buddy or give a tiny kid a face full of elbow.

I swear to fuck if this kid says one more stupid joke I'm gonna stuff his face with pizza.

I swear to fuck if my friend doesn't shut up I'll throw him out the window.

I swear to fuck if this kid doesn't stop crying I'll give him a karate chop.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A phrase used when someone is too lazy to think of a real curse word but still wants to sound like a tough guy.

I swear to fuck I'm gonna eat your face if you don't stop teasing me.

I swear to fuck if you don't stop stealing my snacks I'm gonna kill you.

I swear to fuck if you don't stop talking I'll stuff your mouth with chips.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A way to tell someone off without actually saying god's name but still being as rude as possible.

I swear to fuck if you don't stop being a baby I'll make you eat your homework.

I swear to fuck if you don't shut up I'll give you a face full of glitter.

I swear to fuck if you don't stop annoying me I'm gonna throw you out of the bus.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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