I Swear To F*ck

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You yell it when you're so mad you're ready to punch a wall. You swap 'God' with 'F*ck' because you're not just mad, you're furious and you're not holding back.

I swear to f*ck I'm gonna eat that last slice of pizza if he doesn't shut up.

I swear to f*ck I'll tell everyone you cried during the movie.

I swear to f*ck I'm gonna fail this test if you don't stop texting me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You say it when you're so angry you’re thinking about throwing your phone out the window. You pick 'F*ck' instead of 'God' because you’re not just angry, you’re a hot mess.

I swear to f*ck I'll tell your mom about that prank.

I swear to f*ck I'm gonna eat your lunch if you don't stop talking.

I swear to f*ck I'll fail this quiz if you keep distracting me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You use it when you're so mad you're thinking about eating your best friend’s hair. You say 'F*ck' instead of 'God' because you're not just mad, you're a total disaster.

I swear to f*ck I'll tell the teacher you cheated.

I swear to f*ck I'll eat your chips if you don’t stop teasing me.

I swear to f*ck I'll delete your TikTok if you don’t stop making fun of me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You say it when you're so angry you're thinking about setting your math homework on fire. You pick 'F*ck' instead of 'God' because you're not just mad, you're a walking explosion.

I swear to f*ck I'll tell the principal about that detention.

I swear to f*ck I'll eat your burger if you don’t stop talking.

I swear to f*ck I'll give you the worst report card ever if you don’t stop texting me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago