i swear to drunk i'm not god

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Drunks yell this like they're saving the world. But really, they’re just trying to avoid getting called out for being a total mess.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I just did 12 shots.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I'm just really good at lying.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I'm just really bad at being sober.

They think they’re being clever. They’re not. They’re just being loud and stupid at the same time.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I just did a hot dog dance.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I’m just really good at pretending.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I'm just tired of being called a loser.

This phrase is like a drunk person’s way of saying, 'I'm not a fool, I’m just a fool who's talking.'

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I just did a karaoke battle.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I'm just really good at making messes.

I swear to drunk I'm not god, I’m just really bad at being smart.