i swear on me nans grave

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A fancy way for a lying twerp to say they’re telling the truth, even though they’re clearly full of crap.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t cheat on my exam.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t steal your lunch money.

A trashy phrase used by people who think they’re cool, but they’re just making things up to sound important.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t break your phone.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t spill the drink on your homework.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t tell the teacher about your sneaky snack.

A stupid promise made by someone who’s clearly lying, and probably deserves to be buried next to their nan.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t lock the door.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t take your toy.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t eat the whole cake.

A way for a lying sack of chips to sound like a good person, even though they’re probably the worst.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t throw the ball at your head.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t draw on the wall.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t run away from my responsibilities.

A ridiculous oath used by people who can’t tell the truth and probably have no idea who their nan is.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t leave the mess in the kitchen.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t forget my homework.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t tell the whole class about your crush.

A lazy excuse used by someone who doesn’t want to admit they’re lying, and probably doesn’t care about their nan either.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t eat the last biscuit.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t copy your answers.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t tell the teacher about your bad behavior.