i swanda john

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when you're so mad you'd rather lie to god than tell the truth

I swanda john I'll fail this test if I don't get an A

I swanda john I'll eat this whole pizza by myself

I swanda john I'll never speak to you again

a fake promise you make to god because you're too lazy to actually do the thing

I swanda john I'll clean my room tomorrow

I swanda john I'll stop annoying my sister

I swanda john I'll actually do my homework

a cursed swear you use when you're too embarrassed to admit you're wrong

I swanda john I didn't cheat on the test

I swanda john I didn't eat the last slice of cake

I swanda john I didn't tell my mom I failed