i support law enforcement bumper stickers

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those stupid stickers on cars are like a middle finger to cops who actually do the job and a big smile for the ones who think they're gods

my cousin put one on his truck and now he thinks he's a hero

i saw a cop laugh at a sticker that said 'i support law enforcement' and then got a coffee

my mom’s car has one and it’s like she’s trying to make up for not calling 911 when she saw the fire

those stickers are like saying 'i love cops' while throwing a brick at a cop who just got beaten up

my dad’s car has one and he calls it his 'cop lover shield'

a kid drew one on his homework and got in trouble for it

i saw a cop’s car with a sticker and he was like 'what’s this? a medal?'

those stickers are like giving cops a high five while the people getting killed are getting nothing but a slap on the wrist

my neighbor’s car has one and he says it’s 'the only thing keeping the cops from getting angry'

a cop asked me why i had one and i said 'because i like getting yelled at'

i saw a cop with a sticker and he was like 'i support law enforcement, but i also support getting a free coffee'