I suicided

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When you give up and die just to shut everyone up and make them feel bad.

I suicided so you wouldn't have to listen to my sob story anymore.

I suicided because my mom kept yelling at me for eating cereal for dinner.

I suicided just to prove I could do it before lunch.

When you tell everyone you're dead so you can be the center of attention and get all the sympathy.

I suicided so I could get a free pizza from the school.

I suicided just to make my crush feel bad.

I suicided because I was tired of being ignored in class.

When you fake your own death to get out of doing homework or cleaning your room.

I suicided so I wouldn't have to do my math test tomorrow.

I suicided just to avoid my dad's screaming.

I suicided because I was too lazy to get up from my bed.