i stubbed my toe dammit

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When a man stubs his toe he lets out a loud yell and cusses like a sailor in a storm

I stubbed my toe on the chair and yelled 'motherf***er' so loud the dog ran out of the house

He stubbed his toe on the door and said 'f***ing hell' like it was the end of the world

She stubbed her toe on the table and screamed 'd***head' at the cat for no reason

A stubbed toe is when you hit your toe and it feels like a thousand needles stabbed you and you swear like a madman

I stubbed my toe on the wall and said 'f***ing d***head' at the wall like it was my enemy

He stubbed his toe on the floor and yelled 'motherf***er' so loud the neighbors heard him

She stubbed her toe on the couch and said 'd***ing b***h' at the couch like it was alive

Stubbing your toe is when you hit your toe and it hurts so bad you cuss like a pirate who just lost his ship

I stubbed my toe on the leg of the chair and yelled 'f***ing b***h' at the chair like it was trying to kill me

He stubbed his toe on the door and said 'motherf***er' so loud the dog ran away

She stubbed her toe on the table and screamed 'd***ing d***head' at the table like it was her archenemy